Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor

He hoa aloha naʻu, Derek, ke leka uila nei, e kāhea ana a e leka uila ana iaʻu i ka lā holoʻokoʻa e hoʻopakele iaʻu mai kaʻu Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor. ʻO kāna wahine, ʻo Anne, he kuke maikaʻi ... kuke kuke. Makemake lākou iaʻu e hele mai i kēia lā (i kēia manawa) no kahi pāʻina nani me ko lākou ʻohana. ʻO ka Kalikimaka kahi lā no ka ʻohana, no laila ʻike mau wau i ka leʻaleʻa e noho ana i lalo e wāwahi i ka berena me kekahi ʻohana ʻē aʻe. ʻOiai ke kāhea mau nei lākou (Ke kali nei wau i ka mākaʻi e hele mai i kēlā me kēia minuke), ua koho wau i kaʻu ʻaina awakea.

No ka lā hoʻomaikaʻi, ua hoʻomākeʻaka kaʻu mau keiki me aʻu, "He aha ke ʻano o ka pizza a mākou e ʻai ai?" ʻO ia wale nō ke kumu hoʻonāukiuki aʻu e pono ai e hana i kahi ʻaina awakea Lā Hoʻomaikaʻi. Loaʻa iā mākou nā hana! ʻO Tureke, mea hoʻokomo, ʻuala, gravy, paukena pie, ʻolokaʻa, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe.

ʻO kēia Kalikimaka a aia kaʻu mau keiki ma ka hale o ko lākou Māmā. ʻO kēia ka manawa no ka Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor!

Ma 3AM i kēia kakahiaka, ʻoiai e nānā ana i nā alaloa o ka hale kūʻai hale 24-hola, ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor:

  • ʻO Lay's Cheddar a me Sour Cream Potato Chips ... pololei kēlā poʻe, kau lākou i ka hou ʻana i ka palaoa no laila ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻonele i ka manawa e luʻu ana. A e kūʻai aku ana lākou! Kūʻai 1 loaʻa 1 manuahi.
  • 2 Cans o Campbell's Grilled Steak Chunky Chili. ʻAʻohe mea akā ʻo ka ʻoi loa!
  • ʻO 2 Cans of Generic Diet ʻO ka waiʻalani ʻalani i hōʻaiʻē mai koʻu hoanoho (Noho wau i ka hale me kāna mau pōpoki 3)
  • A me ka wao akua? He kikika ACID Blondie maikaʻi. (Loaʻa iā ia ma kahi zip ma kaʻu pākaukau… maikaʻi loa ia)

Ua kiʻi wau i kahi kiʻi e mālama i ka hoʻomanaʻo i ka manawa:
Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor

Manaʻo paha ʻoukou e pupule nei wau i ka hāʻawi ʻana i kahi pānaina gourmet no kēia… akā e hoʻohui i kahi pākaukau kīwī, nā pahu pahu a me kahi malihini kūikawā ma ka Channel History, a loaʻa iā mākou kahi Mele Kalikimaka nui loa no Doug!

Mele Kalikimaka kākou āpau!

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    lol… that’s quite the meal there Doug. I’m doing the solo thing as well this year, but I felt like having some potato’s and chicken instead. Those chips look mighty fine,… I want some.

    P.S. Is there a way to add a feature, so the system remembers me each visit? I’m not a fan of retyping my information each time. Thanks.

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    Oh, I get it, you just don’t answer or return MY calls! 🙂

    MERRY CHRISTMAS buddy!!!

    PS – Your dinner was LAME (every bachelor knows that Pizza Rolls are man’s best friend)!

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    I’ll go Bill one better – that’s bloody awful!!
    Next time accept the invitation from your friends – good food, good wine, (maybe a good cigar) and good conversation – all the ingredients for a perfect meal.
    aloha
    Stern

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    You just didn’t go because Derek is such a dork. And he has those newspaper germs… You don’t have to make excuses. I’m sure after eating this assortment of food, he’s glad you didn’t come over AFTER.

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