He hoa aloha naʻu, Derek, ke leka uila nei, e kāhea ana a e leka uila ana iaʻu i ka lā holoʻokoʻa e hoʻopakele iaʻu mai kaʻu Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor. ʻO kāna wahine, ʻo Anne, he kuke maikaʻi ... kuke kuke. Makemake lākou iaʻu e hele mai i kēia lā (i kēia manawa) no kahi pāʻina nani me ko lākou ʻohana. ʻO ka Kalikimaka kahi lā no ka ʻohana, no laila ʻike mau wau i ka leʻaleʻa e noho ana i lalo e wāwahi i ka berena me kekahi ʻohana ʻē aʻe. ʻOiai ke kāhea mau nei lākou (Ke kali nei wau i ka mākaʻi e hele mai i kēlā me kēia minuke), ua koho wau i kaʻu ʻaina awakea.
No ka lā hoʻomaikaʻi, ua hoʻomākeʻaka kaʻu mau keiki me aʻu, "He aha ke ʻano o ka pizza a mākou e ʻai ai?" ʻO ia wale nō ke kumu hoʻonāukiuki aʻu e pono ai e hana i kahi ʻaina awakea Lā Hoʻomaikaʻi. Loaʻa iā mākou nā hana! ʻO Tureke, mea hoʻokomo, ʻuala, gravy, paukena pie, ʻolokaʻa, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe.
ʻO kēia Kalikimaka a aia kaʻu mau keiki ma ka hale o ko lākou Māmā. ʻO kēia ka manawa no ka Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor!
Ma 3AM i kēia kakahiaka, ʻoiai e nānā ana i nā alaloa o ka hale kūʻai hale 24-hola, ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu Pāʻina Kalikimaka Bachelor:
- ʻO Lay's Cheddar a me Sour Cream Potato Chips ... pololei kēlā poʻe, kau lākou i ka hou ʻana i ka palaoa no laila ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻonele i ka manawa e luʻu ana. A e kūʻai aku ana lākou! Kūʻai 1 loaʻa 1 manuahi.
- 2 Cans o Campbell's Grilled Steak Chunky Chili. ʻAʻohe mea akā ʻo ka ʻoi loa!
- ʻO 2 Cans of Generic Diet ʻO ka waiʻalani ʻalani i hōʻaiʻē mai koʻu hoanoho (Noho wau i ka hale me kāna mau pōpoki 3)
- A me ka wao akua? He kikika ACID Blondie maikaʻi. (Loaʻa iā ia ma kahi zip ma kaʻu pākaukau… maikaʻi loa ia)
Ua kiʻi wau i kahi kiʻi e mālama i ka hoʻomanaʻo i ka manawa:
Manaʻo paha ʻoukou e pupule nei wau i ka hāʻawi ʻana i kahi pānaina gourmet no kēia… akā e hoʻohui i kahi pākaukau kīwī, nā pahu pahu a me kahi malihini kūikawā ma ka Channel History, a loaʻa iā mākou kahi Mele Kalikimaka nui loa no Doug!
Mele Kalikimaka kākou āpau!
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lol… that’s quite the meal there Doug. I’m doing the solo thing as well this year, but I felt like having some potato’s and chicken instead. Those chips look mighty fine,… I want some.
P.S. Is there a way to add a feature, so the system remembers me each visit? I’m not a fan of retyping my information each time. Thanks.
Doug,
Thank you for the comment last night. I would be interested in helping you beta test the product when you are ready. Thank you again for the comment.
Weliweli kēlā!
But totally awesome at the same time!
Aloha,
Bill
Oh, I get it, you just don’t answer or return MY calls! 🙂
MERRY CHRISTMAS buddy!!!
PS – Your dinner was LAME (every bachelor knows that Pizza Rolls are man’s best friend)!
You now need to go to my site and see what happens when someone expects to see Doug at Christmas dinner. http://www.drumminguy.com/?p=195
I’ll go Bill one better – that’s bloody awful!!
Next time accept the invitation from your friends – good food, good wine, (maybe a good cigar) and good conversation – all the ingredients for a perfect meal.
aloha
Stern
You just didn’t go because Derek is such a dork. And he has those newspaper germs… You don’t have to make excuses. I’m sure after eating this assortment of food, he’s glad you didn’t come over AFTER.