Hiki iā mākou ke ʻoluʻolu e kiʻi maikaʻi aʻe ma ke kūʻai aku iā mākou iho?

aloha wau iaʻu

keia makana spoof kupaianaha ke wikiō. ʻO ka hoʻomākeʻaka maikaʻi loa me he mea lā ke kumu i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, a he mea ʻakaʻaka paha nā hoʻouna ʻana. ʻAʻole wau i poʻo-pooing i nā makana āpau; Manaʻo wau he mea nui ka ʻike ʻoihana. Hāʻawi ia i ka hōʻike o kāu mana a kūkulu i ka ʻike i kahi lehulehu e pili pono ana.

He mea kupaianaha mākou ʻoihana pili lehulehu hana pū mākou me. Ua piha ko lākou mau lima me mākou, e kaomi ana i kā mākou huahana (kēia paʻi) ma ke ʻano he kumuwaiwai, kā mākou ʻoihana kūʻai ʻenehana ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi, Jenn ma ke ʻano he ke kālepa ʻana iā MC a me ka mea haʻi ʻōlelo, a ʻo wau iho ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi alakaʻi kūʻai mea kūʻai aku, mea kūʻai aku haʻi ʻōlelo keynote, a me ka mea haʻiʻōlelo kālepa. ʻO ka mea nui e pili ana i kā kāua PR poʻe e kaomi mau nei iā mākou e hoʻokaʻawale iā mākou iho. hoʻoholomua hilahila ʻole. Uh.

E kala mai no ke kaula luʻuluʻu o nā loulou buzzworthy hoʻolauna hilahila ʻole. Hewa nō wau.

ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ma hea i blur nā laina ma waena o ka ego a me ka hilinaʻi iā ʻoe iho, akā ʻaʻole maʻalahi. Ma waena o nā loiloi hihia kēpau kahi āu e koho ai i nā hopena ʻoi loa i loaʻa iā ʻoe, i ka hōʻiliʻili o nā buzzwords, i nā loiloi hihia kēpau - he kaumaha nui ia. I kēia manawa ua ʻike wau i ke ʻano o ke kākau ʻana i nā haʻiʻōlelo politika, nā pane RFP, a me nā hoʻokuʻu paʻi no kahi ola.

I kēia lā ua hoʻokuʻu wau i kaʻu ʻeke schwag mai kahi ʻaha kūkā - charger kelepona, kū kelepona kuʻi, USB thumb drive, moleskin, nā leka hoʻomaopopo, a me kekahi mea wehe ʻōmole pia. ʻO Jonathan Green, ka mea kākau o Ka Papa Wehewehe ʻ Greenlelo Mākala a Green ma ka ʻōlelo Slang, alualu hope i ka ʻōlelo schwag, ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻoʻiʻo i ke kumu o ka huaʻōlelo:

Ua kapa ʻia ka mariuana haʻahaʻa he ditchweed, schwag, a me skunkweed.

Manaʻo mau wau ʻo schwag ke kani o kahi ʻeke o ka lapalapa i hana ʻia i ka wā e hōʻea ai i kāu hōkele hōkeo hiki. Akā ʻaʻole. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ... ka like o ke kūʻai ʻana i ka ipu hao. ʻAʻole wau i kūʻai aku i ka ipuhao, akā hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i ka hoʻokō ʻana i kahi ʻoihana. Pono e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka kūʻai aku ʻana iā Crappy.

Pono mākou e mākeke iā mākou iho, akā ʻaʻole pono mākou e hana e like me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe.

Eia kaʻu e noʻonoʻo ai i koʻu nānā ʻana a puni i kā mākou ʻoihana:

ʻĀina Honua

ʻO ka mea a mākou e hana ai ʻaʻole ia e pale iā mākou mai ke ʻano kumu. No ke Akua, e nā kānaka, e noʻonoʻo i kā mākou kūʻai aku ʻana. E hoʻokaʻawale iā ʻoe iho mai kāu mau hoa a kū i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e hoʻohālike iā lākou.

Ok, ʻo kēia ka manawa e lawe ʻoe iaʻu i ke kauhale no kaʻu kūʻai crappy. 😉

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