Hiki iā mākou ke ʻoluʻolu e kiʻi maikaʻi aʻe ma ke kūʻai aku iā mākou iho?

aloha wau iaʻu

keia makana spoof maikaʻi loa ke wikiō. ʻO ka hoʻomākeʻaka maikaʻi loa me he mea lā ke kumu i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, a he mea ʻakaʻaka paha nā hoʻouna ʻana. ʻAʻole wau i poʻo-pooing i nā makana āpau; Manaʻo wau he mea nui ka ʻike ʻoihana. Hāʻawi ia i ka hōʻike o kāu mana a kūkulu i ka ʻike i kahi lehulehu e pili pono ana.

He mea kupaianaha mākou ʻoihana pili lehulehu hana pū mākou me. Ua piha ko lākou mau lima me mākou, e kaomi ana i kā mākou huahana (kēia paʻi) ma ke ʻano he kumuwaiwai, kā mākou ʻoihana kūʻai ʻenehana ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi, Jenn ma ke ʻano he ke kālepa ʻana iā MC a me ka mea haʻi ʻōlelo, a ʻo wau iho ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi alakaʻi kūʻai mea kūʻai aku, mea kūʻai aku haʻi ʻōlelo keynote, a me ka mea haʻiʻōlelo kālepa. ʻO ka mea nui e pili ana i kā kāua PR poʻe e kaomi mau nei iā mākou e hoʻokaʻawale iā mākou iho. hoʻoholomua hilahila ʻole. Uh.

E kala mai no ka luhi luhi o nā loulou buzzworthy hoʻohanohano iā ʻoe iho. Hewa nō wau.

ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ma hea i blur nā laina ma waena o ka ego a me ka hilinaʻi iā ʻoe iho, akā ʻaʻole maʻalahi. Ma waena o nā loiloi hihia kēpau kahi āu e koho ai i nā hopena ʻoi loa i loaʻa iā ʻoe, i ka hōʻiliʻili o nā buzzwords, i nā loiloi hihia kēpau - he kaumaha nui ia. I kēia manawa ua ʻike wau i ke ʻano o ke kākau ʻana i nā haʻiʻōlelo politika, nā pane RFP, a me nā hoʻokuʻu paʻi no kahi ola.

I kēia lā ua hoʻokuʻu wau i kaʻu ʻeke schwag mai kahi ʻaha kūkā - charger kelepona, kū kelepona kuʻi, USB thumb drive, moleskin, nā leka hoʻomaopopo, a me kekahi mea wehe ʻōmole pia. ʻO Jonathan Green, ka mea kākau o Ka Papa Wehewehe ʻ Greenlelo Mākala a Green, alualu hope i ka ʻōlelo schwag, ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻoʻiʻo i ke kumu o ka huaʻōlelo:

Ua kapa ʻia ka mariuana haʻahaʻa he ditchweed, schwag, a me skunkweed.

Manaʻo mau wau ʻo schwag ke kani o kahi ʻeke o ka lapalapa i hana ʻia i ka wā e hōʻea ai i kāu hōkele hōkeo kini. Akā ʻaʻole. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ... ka like o ke kūʻai ʻana i ka ipu hao. ʻAʻole wau i kūʻai aku i ka ipuhao, akā hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i ka hoʻokō ʻana i kahi ʻoihana. Pono e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka kūʻai aku ʻana iā Crappy.

Pono mākou e mākeke iā mākou iho, akā ʻaʻole pono mākou e hana e like me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe.

Eia kaʻu e noʻonoʻo ai i koʻu nānā ʻana a puni i kā mākou ʻoihana:

ʻĀina Honua

ʻO ka mea a mākou e hana ai ʻaʻole ia e pale iā mākou mai ke ʻano kumu. No ke Akua, e nā mākua, e noʻonoʻo i kā mākou kālepa ʻana. E hoʻokaʻawale iā ʻoe iho mai kāu mau hoa a kū i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e hoʻohālike iā lākou.

Ok, ʻo kēia ka manawa e lawe ʻoe iaʻu i ke kauhale no kaʻu kūʻai crappy. 😉

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