Pāʻoihana kaiapili a me nā huahana hoʻomaʻemaʻe wahine

Loaʻa i kahi ʻaoʻao huahana ma Facebook e hoʻolaha nei i kāu nā huahana maʻemaʻe wahine is probably already a challenge. Adding a witty, sarcastic comment on the page that went viral could have been a bit embarrassing. Here's a censored manaʻo mai Richard ma ka ʻaoʻao Facebook Bodyform:

Hi, as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years. As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things, I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding, rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and ‘blue water' and wings !! … Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen …..you lied!! There was no joy, no extreme sports, no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving, gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform, you crafty bugger

Ma mua o ka pane ʻano hanohano ʻana iā Richard a me ka lana o ka manaʻo ua hele koke aku kēia hanana, ua hoʻoholo ʻo Bodyform e lawe i kahi ʻano ʻokoʻa. Nanea

Kaha kino. E like me kahi luna!