No ke aha mai makemake au iā Facebook

ʻO ka poʻe i ʻike iaʻu e kamaʻilio ana ua lohe pinepine lākou iaʻu e ʻōlelo kūʻē ana iā Facebook. Aia wau ma Facebook, komo wau ma Facebook ... akā ʻaʻole wau makemake ia. Aia kekahi mau mea aʻu e hauʻoli ʻole ai ma Facebook:
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  1. ʻAʻohe mea kūpono ka hoʻokele iaʻu. Aia kekahi menus, menus ʻaoʻao, hoʻokele i hōʻike ʻia ... nalowale wau a ʻaʻole manaʻo he intuitive ia i nā mea āpau.
  2. ʻAno hoʻomākeʻaka wau he maʻalahi ʻo Facebook AOL 10.0 He ʻōnaehana paʻa ... makemake ia iho nā mea āpau a ʻaʻole makemake ʻoe e haʻalele. Nui nā pūnaewele i ka ʻupena āpau, e kali iaʻu e hana i nā mea āpau ma laila.
  3. ʻAʻohe koho no ka pilikino ʻana. Ua luhi wau i ka polū Facebook (# 3B5998). E ʻae iaʻu e kau i kahi pepa kaila ma kaʻu ʻaoʻao a hoʻopilikino iā ia!
  4. ʻO nā loulou i kākoʻo ʻia he lako pau ʻole o nā "Singles"… Nā Makuahine Hoʻokahi, nā Karistiano Hoʻokahi, nā ʻAmeʻa… E haʻalele iaʻu wale nō! Ua kaomi wau iā X i hoʻokahi haneli mau manawa, e kiʻi i ke kiko.
  5. E hāʻule ʻo Facebook (ʻae, ua ʻōlelo wau!) Inā ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻoponopono i hoʻokahi nāwaliwali āpau. Hoʻohana ka hapa nui o koʻu manawa ma Facebook mālama ʻana iā Facebook… ʻAʻole e hoʻohana ana ia. Pono wau e nānā i nā polokalamu, nānā i nā kono, nānā ʻole i nā hanana, nānā ʻole i nā noi a nā hoaaloha, nānā ʻole i nā kumu, nānā ʻole i ka lilo ʻana i mea pā, a nānā ʻole i nā hoʻolaha. ʻAʻole leʻaleʻa ... hoʻonāukiuki ia.

ʻO ka papa hana noi viral ma waena o Facebook ka hewa nui loa. Ma muli o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi pūnaewele nui o nā hoaaloha, ʻohana a me nā hoapili, ʻeʻe wau a he papa inoa hope ʻole o nā kono. He mea hoʻomākeʻaka ia a kū ʻole mau. ʻIke wau aia kekahi mau hoʻonohonoho i hiki iaʻu ke hoʻokele e kōkua i kēia ... akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i hea lākou. Makemake wau e ālai i nā noi noi āpau e hoʻomaka.

ʻO koʻu manaʻo wale nō kēia, ʻoiaʻiʻo! Makemake wau e hoʻolohe i kāu ...

10 Comments

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    Wow, mahalo no ka hoʻohui ʻana i kaʻu papa inoa no ke aha ʻaʻole wau ma Facebook, lol!

    Loaʻa wau i nā mea kono mai ka poʻe aʻu i ʻike ai, ka poʻe ʻike iki ʻole iaʻu a ʻo ka poʻe ʻaʻohe oʻu manaʻo ʻo wai lākou a no ke aha i loaʻa ai kaʻu leka uila pilikino! I kēlā me kēia manawa e hoʻowalewale ʻia wau (ʻo ia hoʻi, e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka hana), hele wau i kahi ala o ka TOUS (ʻaʻole heluhelu kekahi iā lākou?) A gag– "No ke aha e ʻae ai kekahi i kēia mau huaʻōlelo!?!"

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    Ua ʻike wau inā kali lōʻihi wau e loaʻa iaʻu kekahi mea ʻē aʻe e like ka manaʻo me aʻu e pili ana iā FB. He mea kupanaha wale nō e hoʻomau lākou i ka leʻaleʻa i ka ulu ulu ʻana. Manaʻo wau e nui paha ka poʻe e hoʻohana i ka FB ma lalo o ka hoʻomanawanui wale nō no ka mea he kiʻiona maʻamau ia ma ka pūnaewele web2.0. Makemake pū wau e ʻike iā ia e loli radical a i ʻole e ʻeha i kahi make like me Internet Explorer. ʻOiai wau ma FB e nīnau mau nei wau iaʻu iho i ka nīnau "pehea e hiki ai iaʻu ke hana me ka ʻole o FB a like ka hopena?"

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    Doug, ʻae pū wau me ʻoe. Leʻaleʻa loa ʻo Facebook iaʻu ma mua, a aloha wau i ka manawa kūpono e launa hou me nā hoaaloha kahiko. Eia naʻe, ua pau ka hou o ka "mea pāʻani" i kēia manawa a ʻike wau ua luhi ka ʻōnaehana e hoʻohana a mālama. E like me ʻoe, pono wau e kaulike ma kahi e kau ai i koʻu manawa. He mea waiwai anei ka manawa e hele ai i loko o nā kono "mafia war" pau ʻole a me nā noi pāʻani lapuwale? ʻAʻole pinepine ia. Ke hoʻohana nei wau i ka lawelawe (ʻano maikaʻi) akā hāʻawi wau i kou mau manaʻo e pono lākou i kahi ala ʻoi aku ka hoʻohana. Me he mea lā he nui nā pāʻani a me nā hāmeʻa o FB, a ʻaʻole lawa ka poʻe maoli e hoʻohui nei.

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    Nā manaʻo holomua Doug. ʻOiai makemake wau i ka facebook makemake wau e hoʻohui i hoʻokahi i ka papa inoa. Pehea:

    # 6 ʻO ka nele o kekahi k businesskohu ʻoihana e hoʻomau i ka manaʻo e like me ka FB e hala i kekahi lā i ka uahi.

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    Nanea wau i ka FB a ua pili aku me kekahi mau hoaaloha kahiko i nalowale iaʻu. He mau kumu maikaʻi paha ke kumu o koʻu nalowale ʻana iā lākou ma ka mua. ʻAe ʻae wau me # 5; ʻo ia ka mea mua aʻu e hana ai ke hele wau: nānā ʻole i nā mea. ʻAʻole wau makemake e pāʻani i kahi Mafia a i ʻole e kāʻili ʻia a he aha nā māla ʻike a me nā zoo? No ke aha hiki ʻole iaʻu ke hoʻokaʻawale i nā hoaaloha ma ko lākou inoa hope?

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    ʻAe like wau ma nā helu āpau koe ka # 3 - Manaʻo wau he pōmaikaʻi hiki ʻole i ka poʻe ke MySpace-inā lākou i kā lākou ʻaoʻao pili. A i ʻole e hoʻokau ʻia mākou i nā kumu ʻōlinolino gawdawful āpau a me nā mele hoʻonāukiuki i kipaku aku iā lākou mai MySpace ma mua.

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    ʻae .. me he mea lā loaʻa iā mākou ka "wahi inaina" like ma aneʻi. makemake au e hoʻohana i ka twitter ma mua o facebook, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi, maʻalahi a me ka wikiwiki

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    ʻO ka pane e lilo i android paranoid. ʻAʻole wau e ʻae i kekahi e ʻike i koʻu ʻikepili, ʻo ka poʻe aloha wale nō. ʻOiaʻiʻo e hana wale kēia a hiki i kou wā e makemake ai e hoʻopili me kekahi e hana like. A laila pono i kekahi o ʻoukou e wehe iki i kēia kapu, i hiki i ka mea ʻē aʻe ke kono iā lākou…

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