ʻO ka hapalua o ke ola o kahi Media Media Meltdown

ʻoihana bakery

I kaʻu kamaʻilio ʻana ma San Diego ma Nā Media Media Troll, Ka pilikia a me nā hewa, ʻo ka mea nui o ka haʻiʻōlelo āpau ka makaʻu kūpono ʻole e hoʻomau ʻia ma o ka pāpili kaiapili i ka wā e lele ai kahi ʻoihana.

ʻO ka hapalua o ke ola o kahi pāheona kaiapili e pili pololei ana i ka wikiwiki o ka paheʻe ʻana o ka ʻoihana aʻe.

A ke hana nei kēlā i kēlā me kēia minuke i kēia manawa. Pau nā buzz o kēia pule ka pou ma ka ʻoihana Baking a Amy ma Scottsdale, Az. I kēia manawa ... ma mua o kou hele a heluhelu ia kau, heluhelu wale ʻia keia kau ma mua o ka neʻe ʻana.

Ua laki au (a i ʻole lawa ʻole) e hana ma ka ʻenehana ʻaoʻao o ka hale kai ʻaina i kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei. Paʻikiʻi ka palena, he mea hoʻomakeʻaka ka huliau o nā limahana, he kolohe nā mea kūʻai aku, a ʻo nā hola a me nā kaomi ma luna o nā hale ʻaina ʻaʻohe mea hōʻino. ʻAʻole wau e wehe i kaʻu ʻoihana pili pono i ka meaʻai… mau loa. He mau hoaaloha kaʻu i ka ʻoihana i kēia lā a he ʻoihana pono ia āu e aloha ai no ka mea ʻaʻohe nui nā keu pono ʻē aʻe.

ʻoihana-bakery-ʻoihana

No laila, e noʻonoʻo ua hoʻomaka ʻoe i kāu moe a kūkulu i kāu bistro. E noʻonoʻo i kēia manawa e hakakā nei ʻoe e mālama pono i kāu hale ʻaina a hiki mai kahi manawa kūpono e kiʻi i ka nānā ʻana i ka lehulehu ma o ke kīwī maoli.

He aha ka hewa e hewa ai?

ʻĀ ... ʻoiai ʻo ka hōʻike kīwī ʻoiaʻiʻo kahi ʻoihana miliona-miliona kālā i loko ona iho, aia kahi liʻiliʻi. ʻAʻole ka hana a Gordon Ramsey e lawe i kahi hale ʻaina a hoʻomaikaʻi maikaʻi ia ma kāna hōʻike. Ua mahalo ka poʻe ʻike i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo ia he ʻano palaka a haʻaheo hoʻi ... ʻo ia ka leʻaleʻa. A ʻo ke kumu o ka hōʻike e hōʻoia i ka hōʻike ʻia ʻana o ka hale ʻaina i loko o ka mālamalama maikaʻi loa i hiki ai iā Mr. Ramsey ke hele wāwae me ke ʻano he champion.

Kapaʻia Kāpena Kitchenmares, poʻe. A ʻaʻa wau e ʻōlelo aloha lākou i ka implosion ... aia kahi wikiō o ka ʻāpana ma kā lākou ʻaoʻao home.

ʻAʻole kēlā he ʻōlelo hōʻino loa no Mr. Ramsey. Nānā wau i ka hōʻike a, ke kui ʻo ia iā ia, kui ʻo ia iā ia. Akā he mea hoʻokipa / chef / ʻoihana nō ia. ʻIke paha nā mea ʻona i ka mea a lākou e komo nei. I kēia hihia, ʻaʻohe hopena maikaʻi o ka hōʻike, ua hele aku ʻo Ramsey mai ka hale ʻaina, a ua pane ka honua ma o ka pāpili kaiaulu e ka poʻe hoʻouka kaua iā Samy lāua ʻo Amy Bouzaglo ma o Facebook.

UPDATE: No kahi hōʻike maikaʻi loa e pili ana i ka hana ʻana o ke kīwī maoli, e nānā i kēia hōʻike ʻo Charlie Brooker mea hiki ʻole:

A pane ʻo Amy Boozaglo (heluhelu i kēia manawa i ka Buzzfeed). ʻAʻole nani ia. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻino loa ia.

ʻO kēlā ʻōlelo, ʻaʻole ia i makemake ʻole ʻia. ʻAʻole kaulahao ʻoihana ʻo Amy's Bakery Company, he bistro hakakā ia ma Scottsdale, ʻAlikona. ʻAʻole ʻai ka poʻe e kūʻē ana i kā Amy's Bakery Company ma laila, ʻaʻole lākou e ʻai ma laila, a ʻaʻole paha lākou i ʻike aia aia a hiki i ka hopena ma ke kīwī.

E hoʻomaka ka makaʻu-makaʻu

ʻO ka papa aʻe o ka hoʻoheheʻe ʻana o ka nohona kaiaulu, no ka mea, ʻo ka pundits media social e wehe āpau i kā lākou blog a hoʻomaka i ka piula wai, kaomi ʻana, kaomi ʻana pehea lākou e hoʻopakele ai i kēia ʻoihana mai ka make maoli a me ka weliweli o nā mea nona ka pale ʻana. iā lākou iho ma nā pāpili kaiaulu e like me kā lākou hana. Sure ... ʻaʻole lākou i hana maikaʻi. Akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻāhewa iā lākou. E noʻonoʻo ʻoe aia ʻoe i loko o ko lākou kāmaʻa, ua hōʻike ʻia ka hana a kou ola ma ke ʻano he moemoeā ma ke kīwī aupuni, a ua waiho ʻia ʻoe me nā legeona o nā troll ma Reddit, Yelp a me Facebook e hoʻohaʻahaʻa nei i kāu ʻoihana.

E huhū hoʻi au. A pane pū wau.

No laila he aha kā mākou i aʻo ai

Ua hoʻokau ka hale ʻaina i ka nānā aupuni ʻana, e pili ana i 50k + mau ukali ma Facebook, a - ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻokūpaʻa i kēia - akā ke maopopo nei ua piha kā lākou lumi ʻaina i kēia manawa. ʻO kā lākou paʻahana loa ka pūnaewele ua hāʻule. A ʻo nā poʻe āpau e hana hoʻāʻo ana ma Scottsdale e ʻai ma 'kēlā wahi ma Kitchen Nightmares', maopopo loa iaʻu e hoʻi ana kekahi o lākou i ka home a ʻōlelo ... 'Wow, maikaʻi loa'!

A pēlā nō ka hapalua o ke ola o ka nohona media meltdown. Ma kahi mamao loa o ka uē ʻana a me ka ʻuwā ʻana o ka poʻe media media, ʻike ʻoe he mea ʻē aʻe ka ʻāpana ma mua o ka ʻāwīwī ʻana i ka makani. Sure, honi maikaʻi ʻole ia no kekahi mau minuke, akā maikaʻi koke.

Mai manaʻoʻiʻo i ka hype pāpāho, e nā poʻe. Hiki i kēlā me kēia hui ke ola. A ʻo kaʻu wānana ʻo ia ʻo Amy's Baking Company e hoʻi maikaʻi loa.

9 Comments

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    ʻO nā hana ʻino ma ka Pūnaewele e like me ka pepa uila - hoʻopau koke lākou i ka wā e hoʻā ʻia. Akā aia ia i ka pehea e lawelawe ai iā ia. Ua hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia ka moʻolelo ʻoi loa a Amy's Baking Company FAIL i ka wā a lākou i pane aku ai i kā lākou poʻe kūʻē me ka hemolele pono ponoʻī, ke kula braggadocio, ke kau ʻana i ke kaua, a - ka mea ʻoi loa o nā mea āpau.

    He manawa kūpono ko ka Bouzaglos e kiʻi i ka manaʻo o ka lehulehu ma ko lākou ʻaoʻao, akā ua puhi lākou. Hiki iā lākou ke kiʻi iki iā lākou iho a pane i kā lākou poʻe loiloi me ka huikau o ka lokomaikaʻi, hoʻohaʻahaʻa a me ka hoʻomākeʻaka iā ia iho. Ma kahi o kā lākou apoplectic, nā pou i haku maikaʻi ʻole ʻia i hoʻohiki i kahi hopena e like me ka hoʻohuihui ʻana i nā wai hypergolic i kahi ʻenekini pōhaku.

    I ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana, e nānā i ka lawelawe ʻana o ka mea nūpepa ʻōpio i kāna kī ʻana i ka mahina i hala ma ke keʻena ʻo North Dakota TV, ma hope o kāna live-mic F-bomb i kona wā e hele ana i ka lewa no ka manawa mua (a me ka hope). Ma hope, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻāʻo e hōʻāhewa iā haʻi akā iā ia iho, ʻaʻohe ona manaʻo ʻino i ke kahua no ke kī ʻana iā ia, a ua hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻo ia i kāna mele FAIL a ʻakaʻaka iā ia iho no ia mea.

    A ʻo kahi hopena, ua nānā ka lehulehu iā ia ma ke ʻano ʻōpio, makemake ʻia nāna i hana i ka flub pono. Ua huhū nā poʻe hou aku i kāna kī ʻana ma mua o kāna ʻōlelo hōʻino ma ka lewa.

    Kū hou kēlā kāne a maikaʻi.

    Akā ʻo ʻoihana hoʻomoʻa ʻana a Amy? ʻAʻole wau i maopopo loa i kēlā. E hauʻoli paha lākou i kahi uptick pōkole i ka ʻoihana mai ka poʻe ʻimi ʻimi. E hoʻāʻo paha kekahi o kēlā poʻe e hoʻowalewale i nā mea nona i kahi kūʻē a kipaku ʻia paha. Akā kānalua paha lākou e ʻike i ka nui o ka hana hou inā mediocre a hoʻonui ʻia kā lākou huahana meaʻai, a hāʻawi lākou i ka lawelawe me kahi snarl.

    Akā ʻo ka hōʻailona nui loa e kūʻē i kā lākou kūleʻa i ka wā e hiki mai ana, ʻo ia ka hana ʻawaʻawa, hana maikaʻi ʻole a lākou e hōʻike ai i ka poʻe loiloi a me nā limahana e ninini paha i kā lākou hana pū me nā mea hoʻolako, nā panakō, a me nā kaiāulu e pili ana - i ka pōkole, ʻo kēlā me kēia kanaka a me nā mea āpau e paʻa ka lima lana ʻoihana.

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      ʻAʻole loa kaʻu kuhi e kala i kā lākou hana. Ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa wale nei wau i ka hopena hopena e pili ana i kā lākou ʻoihana. ʻO kaʻu wānana he mea kupaianaha kēlā ʻoihana… no kekahi manawa. -
      Hoʻouna ʻia mai ka pahu leka uila no iPhone

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        Manaʻo wau he pono ʻolua, Douglas. E ʻohi aʻe ka ʻoihana no kekahi manawa, akā ʻaʻole makemake nui ʻo Facebook Likes a me nā pūnaewele i ka nui no ka ʻoihana lōʻihi i kahi kūlana e like me kēia. Hiki iā lākou ke wili i kēia i mea maikaʻi ma hope o ke ala? ʻOiaʻiʻo. Inā he mea maoli kēia, e pōmaikaʻi paha kā lākou ʻoihana i kēia manawa? ʻAʻole paha me ka ʻole o ka rebranding nui.

        I kēia manawa, ke koi nei lākou ua hacked lākou; no laila inā ʻo ia ka hihia, a he poʻe hoʻokipa lokomaikaʻi maoli lākou, hiki i kēia ke lilo maikaʻi loa no lākou.

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    ʻAʻole ʻohi iki ka ʻoihana. Pani ʻia lākou

    Ke loaʻa nei iā lākou nā loiloi weliweli ma Yelp no nā makahiki 2 i hala no ka hōʻino waha a me ke kipaku ʻana aku i nā mea kūʻai aku i namunamu ke loaʻa ka meaʻai maikaʻi ʻole a lawelawe lohi loa hoʻi.

    Ua kāhea aku lākou me ka haʻaheo iā Ramseys hōʻike i hiki iā ia ke 'haʻi i ka honua i ka maikaʻi o kā lākou meaʻai.' Manaʻo wau ua manaʻo lākou e wīwī ʻo ia ma luna o lākou.

    Ua nānā anei ʻoe i ka māhele, ma ka liʻiliʻi i nā minuke ʻelima mua? ʻAʻole kēia mau mea hale ʻaina ʻelua ʻilihuna, he mau hua nut maʻemaʻe wale nō.

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    ʻO ia ke kumu o kēia puhi mua ʻana no ka mea weliweli nā meaʻai a me nā lawelawe ʻelua. ʻAʻole kēia he lāʻau pāpāho kaiaulu, he ʻoihana kēia ʻaʻole hāʻawi i kahi huahana maikaʻi. Ma kahi o ka hana ʻana i nā mea nui a lākou i kāhea aku ai iā Ramsay i hiki iā ia ke hoʻoneʻe i nā poʻe loiloi i ko lākou kua. He mea hoʻokiʻekiʻe loa lāua ʻelua.

    ʻAʻole kēia i hoʻomaka ʻia e nā pāhana pāpaho. Hoʻomaka kēia e nā mea ʻona. ʻO kaʻu wānana, ʻaʻole e holo pono kāu wānana o ke ola ʻana. 🙂

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    E like me ka haʻi ʻana o kekahi o nā manaʻo ʻē aʻe, inā ʻoe i nānā pono i kēia hanana, e ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo Amy a me Sammy Bouzaglo ka poʻe i loaʻa i kēia kūlana. Akā, nā mea kūʻai aku a me nā limahana i mālama ʻino ʻia. E lawelawe ana i ka meaʻai paʻahau ma ke ʻano he hou ma kahi kiko kiʻekiʻe? ʻOihana maikaʻi ʻole. Hoʻoweliweli i nā mea kūʻai aku i ka waha a me ke kino no ka hoʻopiʻi a hoʻouna ʻana paha i nā meaʻai? ʻOihana maikaʻi ʻole. Lawe i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo a ka limahana me ka hōʻike ʻole aku i ka poʻe kūʻai? ʻOihana maikaʻi ʻole. A ʻo nā pane a nā mea ʻona i nā hoʻopiʻi a me nā loiloi maikaʻi ʻole e ʻōlelo no lākou iho. ʻAihue ʻe lākou i nā kiʻi mai nā hale ʻaina ʻē aʻe a kau ʻia ma kā lākou Facebook a me kā lākou pūnaewele e like me kā lākou meaʻai ponoʻī. ʻAihue maopopo kēlā i ka waiwai ʻike. ʻO ka hapa nui o nā ʻoihana i ʻaihue lākou i nā kiʻi mai ka wā i kau ʻia ma kā lākou Facebook e noi ana e hemo nā kiʻi. ʻOiai ʻo ka firm PR a lākou i hoʻolimalima ai i ʻōlelo ai i loko o kahi nīnauele ʻaʻole i hiki ke mālama ʻia ka ʻoihana a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kā lākou pani ʻana i kēia manawa a ʻoki ʻana i kā lākou pohō.

    ʻAʻole wau ʻike i kahi ala e hoʻi ai lākou mai kēia. ʻO ka hoʻolaha maikaʻi ʻole i hōʻea mai ka papahana KN ʻo ia wale nō ka piko o ka hau. ʻO ka helu kiʻekiʻe o nā mea ukali ma Facebook, a ma hope iho ka helu o nā hoʻokoe i hoʻopaʻa ʻia no ka hanana hou o ka lā ʻapōpō ka poʻe nui e kali nei i ka nalowale kaʻaahi e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Aia kekahi palapala hoʻopiʻi.org hoʻololi e kiʻi i ka Dept.o Labor e noiʻi i ka ʻoihana no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo a ka limahana. Ua ʻike nui ʻia ka manaʻo iā lākou no nā hana hewa i hala: ua hewa ʻo Amy Bouzaglo no ka ʻaihue ʻike i nā makahiki i hala aku nei i kona hoʻāʻo ʻana e wehe i kahi laina hōʻaiʻē me SSN o kekahi.

    ʻO kaʻu e manaʻo nei e noho hāmama lākou a hiki i ka wā e koi ʻia ai lākou e faila no ka panakalupa. Paʻakiki loa lākou e pani ma muli o ka nūpepa maikaʻi ʻole, akā ma waena o kā lākou uku ʻana i ka firm PR a me ka helu o nā hoʻopiʻi a lākou e hoʻopiʻi nei e kūʻē i nā troll pūnaewele, ʻaʻole e lōʻihi ka lōʻihi o kā lākou kālā.

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      @ facebook-769091638: disqus Ua nānā au i ka hanana holoʻokoʻa i hala iho nei… me he mea lā he trainwreck (e like me ke kumumanaʻo "Kitchen Nightmares" o ka hōʻike), akā ke lele nei ʻoe i ke kaʻa kaʻa e like me ka lawe ʻana o ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i ka "ʻOiaʻiʻo TV "ʻāpana e like me ka hōʻoiaʻiʻo loa. ʻO kahi kiko nui o kaʻu pane ka hōʻike wale nō ka hōʻike o ka hoʻoponopono maikaʻi loa. ʻO ka mea hoʻohenehene ka wehe ʻana o Ramsey i ka hōʻike e kamaʻilio nui ana i kā lākou mau mea i hoʻomoʻa ʻia (he palaoa lākou) a me ka maʻemaʻe kīhini.

      ʻAʻole wau e ʻae i kā lākou hana, a me kā lākou pane. ʻO kaʻu kumu, ʻaʻole he wiki o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e nānā ai i alakaʻi ʻia i nā ʻāpana i hoʻoponopono ʻia a ʻokiʻoki pū ʻia e hoʻonui ai i kēia kūlana. Manaʻo wau he mea maikaʻi ʻole ka nui o ka poʻe e hauʻoli nei no ka make ʻana o kēia poʻe. He kaumaha ia, inā ʻaʻole ʻoi aku ke kaumaha, ma mua o ka mālama ʻana o kēia poʻe i kekahi poʻe i ka hopena. E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ma ka pou, inā ua ʻūlū wau i kaʻu mālama kālā ma mua o hoʻokahi miliona kālā a ke iho nei kaʻu ʻoihana i kahi pōpō ahi, ʻaʻole wau e maopopo e pane maikaʻi ana nō wau.

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    ʻO kēia ka ʻatikala mua aʻu i heluhelu ai he aloha, a i ʻole
    Pahuhopu, e pili ana iā Amy's Baking. Ma ke ʻano he imgurian (hoahānau reddit), yelper a me ka mea ukali fb o Amy's Baking, e ʻōlelo maoli wau i kēlā mau makemake
    he ʻāpana āpau lākou o kahi "kūkā kamaʻilio." ʻO kahi laʻana, "makemake" wau i kāu facebook me ka lana o ka manaʻo e loaʻa nā rane pupule e hoʻokipa nei, a komo ʻoe i loko o kaʻu nūhou nūhou. Ke "makemake" lākou hiki iā lākou ke ʻōlelo i nā mea a lākou e makemake ai a e pepeiao wau (maka i kēia hihia) a hiki i koʻu luhi ʻana iā lākou. Hiki iā lākou ke lawe i kēia ʻōpala a lilo ia i gula, akā ʻeā? ʻAʻole loa ia. Ma o nā hana weliweli, ua loaʻa iā lākou ma kahi o 50k mau makemake ma facebook i kekahi mau lā pōkole wale nō. Ke makemake au iā lākou, aia lākou i ka pae 5-10k. Hāʻawi kēia iā lākou i kahi manawa kūpono e lilo i ʻāpana waha o ka hoʻomākeʻaka (o ka hana hewa hewahewa- e koho wale i kahi pahuhopu a uē) i hiki ke lilo i mea hōʻoki e hoʻoikaika i nā kūʻai aku pūnaewele. Hana ʻo Ben & Jerry i ka ʻaikalima e hoʻohanohano ai i ka poʻe, ʻo ia hoʻi ʻo Stephen Colbert's Americaone Dream. Hiki iā lākou ke hana i nā mea ʻono o ka hoʻomāʻewaʻewa a i ʻole nā ​​mea papa ʻaina lapuwale hou a kau i nā kiʻi. "ʻO Ann Coulter kahi salakeke Taco maʻamau." E mālama wau i nā mea e like me kēlā, akā pono ʻoe e hoʻokipa iā mākou no ka mea hoʻopoina koke mākou. Poina pinepine wau i ka hōʻike aʻu e nānā nei i nā wā pāʻoihana. ʻAʻole lua ka trainwreck pūnaewele, he alapiʻi ia. 😉

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      Hoʻohou: makemake: 96,231, a me ka helu ʻana, 10 hou mai ka wā i hoʻomaka ai wau e kākau i kēia hoʻohou.

      ʻO nā mea weliweli a pau i hemo ʻia mai ka paia koe wale nō kēia pou mai ʻOkakopa: “Makemake mākou e kapa iā lākou ʻo 'Camel Toe Mafia' he puʻu Pussies wale nō e peʻe ana ma hope o ka papapihi kamepiula. A i ʻole e hana ana no YELP ”

      Me he mea lā ua hoʻopau kaʻu moeʻuhane o kahi mea hōʻeuʻeu comedic punaewele hou e like me ka hoʻomaka ʻana. ʻO ka manawa e like ʻole me lākou a hoʻi e kolo ana i Colonel Meow. MEOW!

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