ʻEnehana ʻenehana

Aloha mai, he Mac wau. A he PC wau.

Aloha mākou a pau i nā pāʻoihana a Apple e ʻakaʻaka i nā PC. ʻOiai he ʻohana Apple wau, manaʻo wau i kekahi manawa ʻoi aku ka nui o nā mea hoʻohana Mac ma luna o ka maikaʻi o kā lākou paepae, no laila ua hoʻoholo wau e leʻaleʻa iki i ka hoʻolaha.

Aloha, he Mac wau.

A he PC wau.

PC: He RAM kaʻu, kahi Papa makuahine, kahi mea hana, kahi iole, kahi Keyboard, kahi paʻa paʻa a me kahi Monitor.

Mac: Hana pū wau. A ʻoiai hana ʻia lākou e nā poʻe like e hana i kaʻu ʻōnaehana, maikaʻi ʻoi aku kā lākou hana. ʻOi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ke code e lawelawe.

PC: ʻIke wau. ʻOi iki wau i ka pipiʻi no ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke kāwili a kūlike i nā kaukani a keu a ke kūkulu nei iaʻu iho. ʻAʻole paha wau e hana e like me ʻoe, akā kākoʻo wau i mau polokalamu hou he mau miliona. Minamina, ke kākau kekahi i kekahi mea crappy, hoʻopilikia paha ia iaʻu.

Mac: Hoʻomaopopo, no laila ʻaʻole mākou e ʻae i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e hana i kā mākou mea. Lana koʻu manaʻo e hana ʻoe i kēlā. Hey, ma ka liʻiliʻi hiki iā mākou ke kamaʻilio pū kekahi me kekahi.

PC: Hiki nō! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike iaʻu ma kāu pūnaewele, hiki iaʻu ke ʻike iā ʻoe ma kaʻu. Kākoʻo mākou ʻelua i ka uea ʻole, Bluetooth, Firewire a USB.

Mac: I kekahi manawa lole wau i kahi mea maikaʻi ma mua o kāu, akā.

PC: ʻAe, akā inā makemake nā poʻe e hoʻolilo i kahi mea hou aʻe, hiki iaʻu ke nānā maikaʻi. Heck, hiki iaʻu ke like me ʻoe me kahi polokalamu kumumanaʻo maikaʻi.

Mac: Auē. A ʻoiai loaʻa iā mākou nā mea hana like i kēia manawa, hiki iaʻu ke holo pono i kāu polokalamu me laua.

PC: Hiki iā ʻoe? Me he ʻaoʻao hoʻokahi paha ia, ʻeā?

Mac: Sure ... akā ʻaʻohe mea e namunamu maoli no ka mea ʻo ʻoe kekahi o kēlā mau moʻo 'ʻoihana' ʻoihana āpau a mākou e ʻino ai.

PC: Hoʻowahāwahā, e ka hoa! Pēlā e ʻike ai i ka manaʻo maoli o kekahi ke hele aku ʻoe (Apple) me $ 472 miliona i nā loaʻa kālā me ka loaʻa kālā 48%. He mea hoʻohenehene ia e hoʻonāukiuki iaʻu i ka hana pū ʻana me nā mea āpau, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e kaʻana like i kekahi mea a loaʻa pū kekahi kālā maikaʻi pū kekahi.

Mac: Shhhhh. Mai haʻi aku i kekahi. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, ke puka nei mākou me kahi kelepona e lilo ana ia i mea kūʻai aku nui.

PC: Kelepona? Wow ... ʻaʻole i puka mai kēlā mau mea ma mua?

Mac: ʻAe, akā e hana mākou i mea anuanu.

PC: Ehia nā mea anuanu?

Mac: 50% -kālā-palena palena.

PC: Auē. Me kēlā ʻano ʻaoʻao, manaʻo ʻoe hiki ke hoʻokuʻu iki i kāu kumukūʻai. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, ʻaʻole loaʻa kālā nui nā mea pena kiʻi a me nā mea hoʻokani mele ... ʻeā?

Mac: ʻAʻole, akā makemake lākou e hoʻolilo i nā mea hou aʻe i nā mea hana a maikaʻi.

PC: Maikaʻi ke anu.

Mac: Ke ala a pau i ka panakō, hoa!

NĀ MEA: Kākau ʻia a kau ʻia mai kahi MacBook Pro

Douglas Karr

Douglas Karr he CMO o OpenINSIGHTS a me ka mea nana i hookumu i ka Martech Zone. Ua kōkua ʻo Douglas i ka nui o nā hoʻomaka ʻana o MarTech, ua kōkua i ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa pono ʻana ma luna o $ 5 bil i nā loaʻa a me nā hoʻopukapuka kālā ʻo Martech, a hoʻomau i ke kōkua ʻana i nā hui i ka hoʻokō ʻana a me ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i kā lākou kūʻai aku a me nā hoʻolālā kūʻai. ʻO Douglas kahi hoʻololi kikohoʻe i ʻike ʻia ma ka honua a me ka loea a me ka ʻōlelo a MarTech. He mea kākau ʻo Douglas i kahi alakaʻi a Dummie a me kahi puke alakaʻi ʻoihana.

nā Articles

E hoʻi i ke pihiʻaoʻao
kokoke

ʻIke ʻia ʻo Adblock

Martech Zone hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi iā ʻoe i kēia ʻike me ka uku ʻole no ka mea ke hoʻolilo nei mākou i kā mākou pūnaewele ma o ka loaʻa kālā hoʻolaha, nā loulou pili, a me nā kākoʻo. Mahalo mākou inā e wehe ʻoe i kāu mea hoʻolaha hoʻolaha i kou nānā ʻana i kā mākou pūnaewele.