Aloha mai, he Mac wau. A he PC wau.
Aloha mākou a pau i nā pāʻoihana a Apple e ʻakaʻaka i nā PC. ʻOiai he ʻohana Apple wau, manaʻo wau i kekahi manawa ʻoi aku ka nui o nā mea hoʻohana Mac ma luna o ka maikaʻi o kā lākou paepae, no laila ua hoʻoholo wau e leʻaleʻa iki i ka hoʻolaha.
Aloha, he Mac wau.
A he PC wau.
PC: He RAM kaʻu, kahi Papa makuahine, kahi mea hana, kahi iole, kahi Keyboard, kahi paʻa paʻa a me kahi Monitor.
Mac: Hana pū wau. A ʻoiai hana ʻia lākou e nā poʻe like e hana i kaʻu ʻōnaehana, maikaʻi ʻoi aku kā lākou hana. ʻOi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ke code e lawelawe.
PC: ʻIke wau. ʻOi iki wau i ka pipiʻi no ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke kāwili a kūlike i nā kaukani a keu a ke kūkulu nei iaʻu iho. ʻAʻole paha wau e hana e like me ʻoe, akā kākoʻo wau i mau polokalamu hou he mau miliona. Minamina, ke kākau kekahi i kekahi mea crappy, hoʻopilikia paha ia iaʻu.
Mac: Hoʻomaopopo, no laila ʻaʻole mākou e ʻae i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e hana i kā mākou mea. Lana koʻu manaʻo e hana ʻoe i kēlā. Hey, ma ka liʻiliʻi hiki iā mākou ke kamaʻilio pū kekahi me kekahi.
PC: Hiki nō! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike iaʻu ma kāu pūnaewele, hiki iaʻu ke ʻike iā ʻoe ma kaʻu. Kākoʻo mākou ʻelua i ka uea ʻole, Bluetooth, Firewire a USB.
Mac: I kekahi manawa lole wau i kahi mea maikaʻi ma mua o kāu, akā.
PC: ʻAe, akā inā makemake nā poʻe e hoʻolilo i kahi mea hou aʻe, hiki iaʻu ke nānā maikaʻi. Heck, hiki iaʻu ke like me ʻoe me kahi polokalamu kumumanaʻo maikaʻi.
Mac: Auē. A ʻoiai loaʻa iā mākou nā mea hana like i kēia manawa, hiki iaʻu ke holo pono i kāu polokalamu me laua.
PC: Hiki iā ʻoe? Me he ʻaoʻao hoʻokahi paha ia, ʻeā?
Mac: Sure ... akā ʻaʻohe mea e namunamu maoli no ka mea ʻo ʻoe kekahi o kēlā mau moʻo 'ʻoihana' ʻoihana āpau a mākou e ʻino ai.
PC: Hoʻowahāwahā, e ka hoa! Pēlā e ʻike ai i ka manaʻo maoli o kekahi ke hele aku ʻoe (Apple) me $ 472 miliona i nā loaʻa kālā me ka loaʻa kālā 48%. He mea hoʻohenehene ia e hoʻonāukiuki iaʻu i ka hana pū ʻana me nā mea āpau, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e kaʻana like i kekahi mea a loaʻa pū kekahi kālā maikaʻi pū kekahi.
Mac: Shhhhh. Mai haʻi aku i kekahi. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, ke puka nei mākou me kahi kelepona e lilo ana ia i mea kūʻai aku nui.
PC: Kelepona? Wow ... ʻaʻole i puka mai kēlā mau mea ma mua?
Mac: ʻAe, akā e hana mākou i mea anuanu.
PC: Ehia nā mea anuanu?
PC: Auē. Me kēlā ʻano ʻaoʻao, manaʻo ʻoe hiki ke hoʻokuʻu iki i kāu kumukūʻai. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, ʻaʻole loaʻa kālā nui nā mea pena kiʻi a me nā mea hoʻokani mele ... ʻeā?
Mac: ʻAʻole, akā makemake lākou e hoʻolilo i nā mea hou aʻe i nā mea hana a maikaʻi.
PC: Maikaʻi ke anu.
Mac: Ke ala a pau i ka panakō, hoa!
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