Aloha, he Mac wau. A he PC wau.

I? Ma PCʻO Mac?

Aloha, he Mac wau.

A he PC wau.

PC: He RAM kaʻu, kahi Papa makuahine, kahi mea hana, kahi iole, kahi Keyboard, kahi paʻa paʻa a me kahi Monitor.

Mac: Hana pū wau. A ʻoiai hana ʻia lākou e nā poʻe like e hana i kaʻu ʻōnaehana, maikaʻi ʻoi aku kā lākou hana. ʻOi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ke code e lawelawe.

PC: ʻIke wau. ʻOi iki wau i ka pipiʻi no ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke kāwili a kūlike i nā kaukani a keu a ke kūkulu nei iaʻu iho. ʻAʻole paha wau e hana e like me ʻoe, akā kākoʻo wau i mau polokalamu hou he mau miliona. Minamina, ke kākau kekahi i kekahi mea crappy, hoʻopilikia paha ia iaʻu.

Mac: Hoʻomaopopo, no laila ʻaʻole mākou e ʻae i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e hana i kā mākou mea. Lana koʻu manaʻo e hana ʻoe i kēlā. Hey, ma ka liʻiliʻi hiki iā mākou ke kamaʻilio pū kekahi me kekahi.

PC: Hiki nō! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike iaʻu ma kāu pūnaewele, hiki iaʻu ke ʻike iā ʻoe ma kaʻu. Kākoʻo mākou ʻelua i ka uea ʻole, Bluetooth, Firewire a USB.

Mac: I kekahi manawa lole wau i kahi mea maikaʻi ma mua o kāu, akā.

PC: ʻAe, akā inā makemake nā poʻe e hoʻolilo i kahi mea hou aʻe, hiki iaʻu ke nānā maikaʻi. Heck, hiki iaʻu ke like me ʻoe me kahi polokalamu kumumanaʻo maikaʻi.

Mac: Auē. A ʻoiai loaʻa iā mākou nā mea hana like i kēia manawa, hiki iaʻu ke holo pono i kāu polokalamu me laua.

PC: Hiki iā ʻoe? Me he ʻaoʻao hoʻokahi paha ia, ʻeā?

Mac: Sure ... akā ʻaʻohe mea e namunamu maoli no ka mea ʻo ʻoe kekahi o kēlā mau moʻo 'ʻoihana' ʻoihana āpau a mākou e ʻino ai.

PC: Hoʻowahāwahā, e ka hoa! Pēlā e ʻike ai i ka manaʻo maoli o kekahi ke hele aku ʻoe (Apple) me $ 472 miliona i nā loaʻa kālā me ka loaʻa kālā 48%. He mea hoʻohenehene ia e hoʻonāukiuki iaʻu i ka hana pū ʻana me nā mea āpau, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e kaʻana like i kekahi mea a loaʻa pū kekahi kālā maikaʻi pū kekahi.

Mac: Shhhhh. Mai haʻi aku i kekahi. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, ke puka nei mākou me kahi kelepona e lilo ana ia i mea kūʻai aku nui.

PC: Kelepona? Wow ... ʻaʻole i puka mai kēlā mau mea ma mua?

Mac: ʻAe, akā e hana mākou i mea anuanu.

PC: Ehia nā mea anuanu?

Mac: 50% -kālā-palena palena.

PC: Auē. Me kēlā ʻano ʻaoʻao, manaʻo ʻoe hiki ke hoʻokuʻu iki i kāu kumukūʻai. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, ʻaʻole loaʻa kālā nui nā mea pena kiʻi a me nā mea hoʻokani mele ... ʻeā?

Mac: ʻAʻole, akā makemake lākou e hoʻolilo i nā mea hou aʻe i nā mea hana a maikaʻi.

PC: Maikaʻi ke anu.

Mac: Ke ala a pau i ka panakō, hoa!

MEA KAHAKAHA: Kākau a kau ʻia mai kahi MacBookPro

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      E ʻike ʻoe he lono wale nō ia. Hoʻopili ʻo ia i kēlā mau hoʻolaha no kekahi manawa. Ke hana maikaʻi nei nā hoʻolaha - ke kānalua nei au hiki iā ia ke outbid Mac ma ia mau mea.

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      ʻOiaʻiʻo, Gavin. ʻAʻole wau i komo i loko o ka politika me kēia akā hoʻomanaʻo ia iaʻu i ke aupuni… ʻoiai ʻo Republicans a me Democrats e inaina ana kekahi i kekahi, ʻaʻohe mea e ʻike i ka nui o kā lākou hana ʻino a hoʻopiha i kā lākou mau ʻeke.

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    Doug,

    Aloha au i kēia ʻakaʻaka! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻo Apple ka mea ʻakaʻaka. I kēia manawa, ua hoʻi hou ʻo Dell i kāna CEO. Malia paha e hoʻolimalima hou ʻo ia i ka Dell Dude no kā lākou mau kālepa e hakakā i ke kanaka Mac!

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    Aloha au he mea pāʻani ʻo Mac iaʻu. Hoʻoponopono wau i ka wikiō ma kaʻu PC a hana maikaʻi ia. ʻOiai ʻo kaʻu mele he ʻāpala, hana maikaʻi ia ma kaʻu PC. E hele ma Best kūʻai a loaʻa iā lākou he mau kaukani poʻo inoa polokalamu no PC a he liʻiliʻi wale nō no MAC. E kala mai ʻaʻole laka ʻia nā Mac ʻo BS ua ʻike au iā lākou e hana ana.

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    Aloha au i kēia komo ʻana 😆 Ua like ia i kēia manawa 😛 Akā ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hele pū ʻo Mac i ka blue-death-screen, ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi ma mua o Windows, he hui maikaʻi ʻo Windows XP me aʻu. ʻOiai he mea hoʻohana Mac hou wau, akā manaʻo wau inā loaʻa iaʻu ka manawa e koho ai i kaʻu kamepiula aʻe, he hana paʻakikī loa ia…

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    Manaʻo wau ʻo ka maikaʻi e pili ana i nā hoʻolaha Mac he maʻalahi lākou e hoʻohenehene. Manaʻo wau ʻike ʻo Apple ʻaʻole ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o nā hoʻolaha hou, akā ʻo kēia mau parodies - maikaʻi a maikaʻi ʻole paha - e lawe mai i ka manaʻo nui i ka pūʻulu Apple.

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