ʻO Cappuccino a me nā Lies o ka Packaging

ʻO McCafe MochaʻO ka pule i hala iho nei ua kū wau no kahi McSkillet burrito i ke ala e hana. Hiki paha iaʻu ke kākau i kahi pou ma ka nui o koʻu aloha i kēlā a me ka Qdoba ʻaina kakahiaka, akā e kala wau iā ʻoe. ʻOiai wau ma ʻO McDonalds, ua loaʻa i kaʻu hoihoi i ka ʻoi o ka maikaʻi ma mua oʻu a ua kauoha wau iā McCafe Mocha ma mua o ke kū ʻana ma kaʻu hale kūʻai kope punahele.

ʻO nā hōʻailona laulā, sophisticated a me ka hoʻopili ʻana me nā leo o ka honua e hoʻopuni iā ​​ʻoe a hoʻohālikelike iā ʻoe me he mea lā e piʻi aʻe ʻoe i kahi cafe Europa. ʻAʻole naʻe ʻoe. Nānā pono aku au i ka mea ma hope o ka pākaomi e kaomi i nā pihi ʻākau, hoʻowali i nā mea o loko, a kāpili i ka mea inu me ka waiū waiū a me ka ua kokoleka.

Ua hōʻea au i ke kaʻa, ua lawe i kaʻu sip, a… blech. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ka mea i hana ʻia, manaʻoʻiʻo wau aia kahi hana maikaʻi ʻole me ka mīkini a i ʻole kekahi mea, akā ʻono nō e like me nā kīkaha expresso maikaʻi ʻole i uhi ʻia i ka kirimina whipped. ʻAneʻane hiki iaʻu ke ʻōpū i kahi kope (aia wau i ka Navy no ka pono), akā pono wau e kiola. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole maopopo i kā lākou hui inā he pilikia paha - ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi ma mua o ka ʻike o ka pipi maikaʻi. 😉

StarbucksLoaʻa kā mākou Starbucks ma lalo o kaʻu hana, no laila paʻakikī i ka pua puaʻa ke hele i luna. Makemake nui wau i kā lākou syrup peppermint ... e like me ka ʻike o ko mākou poʻe kūpuna i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka cocaine iā Coca-Cola, makaʻu wau e ʻike mākou i kekahi lā he mea kū ʻole ko ka Peppermint iā Starbucks.

He logo maʻemaʻe a maʻemaʻe paha ʻo Starbucks e hoʻohana ai i haʻi aku iā ʻoe a puni, "Nui kaʻu kālā i hiki iaʻu ke hoʻolilo $ 4 ma kekahi mau pi i kuni ʻia.”(Kāhea aku kekahi o koʻu mau hoaaloha ʻEulopa). Auē, ua hoʻomaka ke mae ka hōʻailona moʻomeheu ʻo Starbucks. ʻAʻohe wau i paʻi i nā laina lōʻihi a hiki ke hala i kahi Starbucks maalahi loa e like me kahi Gas Station me kahi kū kope. He nani a kīkaha naʻe ke kīʻaha.

Kape KapeʻO ka hema paha, ʻo kaʻu kope punahele paha ia o nā mea āpau. ʻO kaʻu mau hoaaloha maikaʻi ʻo Jason lāua ʻo Chris e holo nei i kahi hale kope maikaʻi, ʻO ke kīʻaha pī ma ke kihi mai koʻu home.

Lawe ʻia mai ke kofe mai kahi hale kope kope mai Hamilton, Ontario. ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻūlū, ʻoiai inā decaffeinā, ʻoluʻolu loa, momona a momona. He paʻakikī e wehewehe i ka ʻokoʻa i hiki i kahi palaoa i hoʻomoʻa ʻia, lepo ʻia, a ʻūlū ʻia a hiki ke hana i kahi wai kupaianaha a me ka momona momona. ʻO nā baristas ma ʻO ka hale kūʻai kope maikaʻi loa ʻo Indianapolis e ana pono a me ka manawa i kēlā me kēia pana e hōʻoia i ka hoʻonui ʻia o kona ʻono. ʻO ka manawa pinepine, ʻike wau iā lākou e hoʻolei a kiʻi hou i nā pīni a hiki i ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kī kūpono - i kekahi manawa hiki i ka puhū ke pāʻani i ka luku.

ʻAʻole uku lākou e like me Starbucks a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o lākou (exponentially maikaʻi ma mua o McCafé), akā he keʻokeʻo a keʻokeʻo ke kīʻaha. ʻAʻohe mea kūikawā… koe wale no nā mea o loko. ʻO ia kaʻu i hele mai nei e kūʻai, ʻeā? ʻO wau do uku no ka ʻike i hāʻawi ʻia e ka hale kūʻai. Nui ke keʻena, uila uila ʻole, a me kekahi noho ʻoluʻolu.

Auē, nā wahaheʻe o ka hōʻaiʻē! ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i ka nui o ke kālā a McDonalds i hoʻolilo ai e hoʻāʻo e hana i nā mea i loko o ke kīʻaha e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma waho o ke kīʻaha.

10 Comments

  1. 1

    Hiki iaʻu ke hana me ka kofe maikaʻi ʻole, akā ua like wau me ka Motrin Mom. Noho au ma Starbucks no ka mea ʻo ia wale nō kahi e hiki ai iaʻu ke hoʻomaha mai ka hana me ka mahana a me nā noho ʻoluʻolu i ka hoʻoilo. ʻAʻole maikaʻi nā laina, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ke kofe a ʻoi aku ka ʻino o ka lewa me nā keiki e holo ana e like me nā holoholona liʻiliʻi.

    He kakaikahi loa nā hale kūʻai kope kūʻokoʻa maikaʻi a puni kēia mau ʻāpana. Akā, he liʻiliʻi kaʻu a mahalo nui wau iā lākou. E ola ke kīʻaha i hōʻailona ʻole ʻia!

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    FYI: Ma ka Starbucks ma Broad Ripple, he kofe nui (venti) he hapa ma luna o $2.00. Wahi a ka papa kuhikuhi pūnaewele o ka Bean Cup he $1.55. Manaʻo wau e hele mai nā moʻolelo o ke kīʻaha $4 mai nā mākeke e like me NYC.

    Akā, maikaʻi ka pou Doug!

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    ʻO wau hoʻi, hoʻāʻo i nā kofe McBlech. ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kahi hana ʻino. Ua ʻike wau no ka mea ua hāʻawi wau iā lākou i ʻekolu manawa. Hoʻokahi latte ʻala caramel anu. Hoʻokahi latte wela. Hoʻokahi moka wela. Pīhoihoi au i ka ʻino maoli o lākou. Inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi kofe maikaʻi ʻole ma kahi hale kūʻai kofe, e hoʻihoʻi wau a ʻōlelo iā lākou e hoʻāʻo hou.

    E kāhāhā nui au inā e hoʻololi kekahi i ka inu kofe. ʻO kaʻu hopena: Ua kūʻai au i kahi ʻano maikaʻi, akā ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka mīkini espresso. Ua uku ʻia ka mea nona iho i hoʻokahi mahina a ʻelua paha. I kēia manawa, hana wau i kaʻu iho e like me koʻu makemake iā lākou no kahi hapa o ke kumukūʻai. Uaʻikeʻoe i kā lākou'ōlelo e pili ana i ka puaʻa i ka lole.

  4. 5

    Ua loaʻa iaʻu iā ʻoe ma muli o ko @swoodruff's Five in the Morning.

    ʻAʻole wau he mea inu kofe akā he mea inu kī wau a aia kekahi mau wahi he “tea” ko lākou inoa akā pilau ke kī.

    ʻIke wau, ʻaʻole ʻoe i manaʻo he hewa kūʻai aku ʻaʻole i loaʻa kahi hōʻailona ma kāu kīʻaha kope?

    E ʻōlelo kākou ua makemake nui ʻo X i ke kofe, ua hala lākou iā Y e paʻa ana i ke kīʻaha kofe. Nīnau ʻo Person X i hea i loaʻa ai iā Person Y ke kofe. Malia paha ʻino ʻo Person X i ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā kuhikuhi, ʻaʻohe manaʻo o ke alakaʻi ʻana iā Person Y, ʻaʻole maikaʻi paha ʻo Person Y i ka ʻōlelo Pelekane, no laila pilikia ʻo Person Y i ka ʻimi ʻana i ka hale kūʻai kope. Inā he hōʻailona ko ke kīʻaha kofe hakahaka, ʻike ʻo Person Y i ka mea e nānā ai.

    E hoʻoneʻe kākou i ka laʻana i ka waina. Hoʻomanaʻo wau i nā inoa o kekahi mau waina akā ʻaʻole pau. Ke hele au e kūʻai i ka waina, aia wau ma ka nānā ʻana i nā lepili maʻa.

    Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au he mea koʻikoʻi nā logos a he hewa ia ʻaʻole e hōʻailona i kāu huahana me kāu logo.

    • 6

      I koʻu mau hoaaloha no ka Bean Cup, maopopo iaʻu ʻaʻohe o lākou hōʻailona ma muli o ke kumu kūʻai o nā kīʻaha. Makemake lākou e hoʻolilo i ke kālā ma nā pī nui a mahalo wau no kēlā!

      Mahalo iā Steve no ka ʻōlelo ʻana a manaʻolana ʻoe e hoʻi koke mai!

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  6. 8

    He pou hoihoi loa. ʻO ka lilo ʻana i mea hoʻokipa o kāu hale kūʻai kope punahele e ʻoi aku ka hoihoi. ʻAe wau, manaʻo wau e kōkua paha kahi logo i ka Bean Cup, akā manaʻo wau ʻaʻole kūpono paha ke kumukūʻai e hana ai. Ma ka laʻana ma luna, manaʻo wau e hōʻike maʻalahi a wikiwiki ʻo Person Y i kahi i loaʻa ai ke kīʻaha kofe nui a pehea e hiki ai i laila. 'Ōlelo wau no ka mea hoʻokahi mea aʻu i ʻike ai ua hana pololei wau i kēlā i nā manawa he nui.

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