Microsoft: E ʻoluʻolu e hoʻohui iaʻu i kāu papa inoa leka uila ʻo Ferrari

ʻO ka manawa kēia e uʻi ai. (Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi iaʻu i kēia manawa, ke wīwī nei wau i koʻu manamana lima a me ke kaniʻuhū e like me Louis Black ma kona maikaʻi loa.)

Aloha nui e pili ana i kekahi mea i ka blogosphere i kēia manawa no ka mea Ua hoʻouna aku ʻo Microsoft i kekahi kamepiula lawe Ferrari me Vista ukana ʻia i kahi helu o nā mea kākau blog A-List. Ke hele nei ka poʻe i waho. Me he mea lā ke kūʻai nei ʻo Microsoft i kahi koho balota a i ʻole kekahi mea, a ma hope paha o ka luku ʻia ʻana o JFK, a i ʻole kūʻai aku paha lākou i nā mea kaua o ka luku nui i Kōlea ʻĀkau.

Aia wau me Scoble ma kēia!

E ala ʻoukou, he ʻoihana kēia! ʻO ia ke kuleana nui o kēlā me kēia mākeke e hoʻopukapuka kālā kahi e hoʻopili ai ka poʻe kūʻai mai… wā. He waihona kāu, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hana ʻana. Eia nā hoʻokoe.

  1. Ua koi ʻo Microsoft i nā koi a nā mea kākau blog (ʻaʻole lākou i hana i kekahi)
  2. Ummmm, ʻo ia wale nō.

ʻAʻole kēia he ʻokoʻa ma mua o Shaq e kiʻi nei i kahi paʻa hou o nā sneakers i hana ʻia no kēlā me kēia lā o ka makahiki. Ke uē nei nā keiki ʻē aʻe āpau i kā lākou Mommies ua loaʻa iā Shaq nā sneakers manuahi akā ʻaʻole lākou? AʻOLE! ʻUa pale ʻo Māmā i ka palaoa no ka mea ʻo influencer influencer a ke uku nei ʻo ia i nā manawa he 8 e like me ka mea e pono ai no kekahi mau sneakers crappy.

ʻIke paha i ka hopena o kahi lāhui Nascar? Hoʻokomo ka mea kalaiwa i hoʻokahi pāpale, inu i kahi soda inoa inoa, kīloi i kahi pāpale ʻē aʻe (he nui nā hōʻailona ass nui o lāua), a hoʻomaka ʻo ia i kēlā me kēia ʻōlelo me 5 mau inoa kākoʻo. "ʻĀ, ua haʻi wau iā ʻoe Jim, kēia Dupont, Reeses, Toshiba, Levi's, Chevrolet ua holo maikaʻi i waho." Ke hele nei i waho o Nascar e ʻuwā nei, "Ke hoʻāʻo nei ʻoe e hoʻohuli iaʻu me nā hoʻolaha pākana āpau!". Aʻole.

Malia paha e loaʻa iā Tiger Woods kahi hōʻole ma kona pālule e hāʻawi ʻia nā lāʻau iā ia, a i ʻole nā ​​pōpō, a i ʻole Cadillac. C'mon people, loaʻa ke ola. ʻAʻole mākou he politika. ʻAʻole mākou ma kahi nūpepa kahi e hoʻokaʻawale ʻia ai nā laina o ka nūpepa a me ka hoʻolaha ʻana no ka mea hiki i ka ihe o ka mana ke hoʻoholo i ke koho balota. ʻAʻole wau i hoʻohiki a hoʻohiki ʻole i kekahi. ʻO wau kahi mea kākau blog. Loaʻa iaʻu he 500 mau mea heluhelu i ka lā a ʻaʻole pili kaʻu marketing pili i ka uku o kaʻu pūnaewele.

ʻO ke kanaka wale nō kahi kuleana i kā lākou poʻe heluhelu ka mea blog, ʻaʻole ʻo Microsoft. Loaʻa i nā mea kākau blog mua kā lākou kamepiula lawe lima a me ka mea mua a lākou i blog ai? E, ua loaʻa iaʻu kēia kamepiula lawe maikaʻi mai Microsoft. E koho 'oe?! ʻO ia ka hoʻolaha a ʻike ʻoe i kēia manawa.

Makemake wau iā Microsoft e puʻunaue i nā kamepiula lawe a me ka Vista. Makemake wau e hoʻolohe e pili ana i ka holo ʻana, inā paha he waiwai paha ke kālā. Kau ʻo Microsoft iaʻu i kāu papa inoa! Makemake kaʻu poʻe heluhelu e ʻike!

ʻO ka kuhi hewa wale nō i hana ʻia i loko o kēia debacle holoʻokoʻa o kā Microsoft kāʻei kua. Eia pehea e hele pū ai me aʻu e hana ana i ka mākeke:

Nīnau mai Blogger (leo whiny): ʻO Mr. Evil Microsoft! Ua lohe mākou ua hāʻawi ʻoe i kekahi kamepila lime pipiʻi maoli me Vista i hoʻoili ʻia ma luna o lākou i nā mea kākau blog A-list. Manaʻo mākou e hoʻāʻo nei ʻoe e hoʻohuli i kēia mau mea nūhou me kēia mau makana makamae me ka lana o ka manaʻo e hoʻohuli ʻia lākou i ka blog e pili ana i kā lākou ʻike Vista. He ʻoiaʻiʻo kēia?

Pane mai Douglas Karr, VP Marketing o Microsoft (mea-ʻoiaʻiʻo): ʻAe, dumbass. ʻO kaʻu hana kēlā.

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  • Ua loaʻa iaʻu kekahi mau tikika Colts i hoʻokahi manawa mai Pat Coyle. ʻAe maikaʻi kēlā me nā mea āpau? Ua kōkua wau i kahi tonona me kāna blog a ua kahaha ʻo ia iaʻu me lākou i kekahi mau pule i hala aku nei. Huhū paha ʻoe iaʻu? Ua hoʻopunipuni wau i kekahi o kaʻu ʻaoʻao waiwai i ka hoʻihoʻi? Maliʻa paha, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu. He kāne maikaʻi ʻo ia me kahi blog nui no laila kuhikuhi pinepine wau iā ia. E hele e heluhelu! Loaʻa iā ʻoe kā lākou Widget hou? ʻOluʻolu maoli ia, ma aneʻi ʻoe e hele ai:

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