Video: ʻO ka iPhone kiʻekiʻe loa naʻe

iphone ka lōʻihi loa

ʻO ka Pōʻalima kēia a me ka manawa no kekahi levity! ʻOluʻolu maoli wau i kahi spoof maikaʻi a me ke aloha ke kau ʻia ia i kahi ʻoihana e like me Apple (ʻo wau he fanboy piha). Lawe mai ka hemolele momoku i ka manawa kūpono no ka hoʻohenehene ... a me kēia wikiō mai Hoʻokū kui ia! ʻOiai maikaʻi loa ka manaʻo o ke kika 🙂

Ma kahi leka ʻaoʻao, aia i waho ʻo iOS6 a ua ʻike mākou i kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi loa. Ua ʻike wau i kekahi mau pākuʻi lua. ʻO kahi laʻana ʻo ia wau ma ke kelepona ʻana i kēia kakahiaka a ua hala kaʻu alarm ... ʻaʻole maopopo inā holo like ka hana ma ka mana hope loa akā he mea hōʻemi iki ia.

Loaʻa i kekahi mau polokalamu kekahi mau pilikia me kekahi mau puʻupuʻu. Manaʻo wau he kuleana ʻelua ʻo Apple a me nā mea hoʻomohala polokalamu ma laila. Mālama ʻo Apple i kahi kaula paʻa a puni kāna papa hana noi e hōʻoia i ka maikaʻi. ʻO ia kekahi o nā mōhai i ke kūʻokoʻa i kālepa ai nā mea hoʻohana Apple no ka pono o ke kūpaʻa. Me he mea lā ʻaʻole lākou i hana maoli i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i nā noi e kū nei e hōʻoia i ka holo pono ʻana o lākou.

A ua loaʻa i nā mea hoʻomohala noi ka manawa kūpono e hoʻoiho ai iā iOS6 a hōʻoia piha i kā lākou noi ma mua o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia, no laila hilahila lākou no kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona ʻaʻole e holo. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike i kekahi pilikia nui ... nā hoʻokele liʻiliʻi a me nā pilikia postback.

PS: Mahalo iā Ben McCann ma Kūkākūkā Catalist no ka kaʻana like ʻana i kēia loaʻa!

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    ʻakaʻaka ... akā i ka "fanboy" ma luna. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo he fanboy ʻoe e hōʻike ana i ka nele o ka ʻike ʻana i ka ʻenehana, kūʻai aku a me ka hypnosis. Hoʻohana ʻo apple i ka hapa nui o kāna loaʻa kālā ma ka hoʻolaha ʻana i nā pūʻulu hilinaʻi o ka poʻe e makemake ana e hoʻokomo ʻia inā hiki mai i ka ʻenehana, akā he mau palena ʻenehana, maʻalahi ka manaʻo a makemake e moeʻuhane. ʻAʻohe hewa i ka moeʻuhane, akā ma ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka hypnosis i nā hoʻolaha, hoʻoulu ʻo apple i nā leka huna e hoʻohauʻoli ai i nā mea aloha ʻenehana, hoʻopili iā lākou i ka manaʻo o ka moeʻuhane / ʻokoʻa a hoʻopili hope iā lākou i ka hōʻailona apple. ʻOiaʻiʻo e ʻōlelo ka poʻe ʻaʻole hiki kēia, akā maʻalahi ke hana i ka wā e hana ana nā mea ma lalo o ko lākou pae o ka ʻike. Eia kekahi, hoʻolālā ʻo Apple i nā hoʻolaha i mea e manaʻo ai nā mea hoʻohana e loaʻa ana lākou i nā holomua ʻenehana ʻoi loa i ka wā ʻoiaʻiʻo pinepine lākou i ka pala, nā lako kahiko i loaʻa iā lākou ma ke kumukūʻai, a kūʻai aku no nā kumukūʻai kiʻekiʻe. ʻO ka imac ka laʻana kūpono loa. ʻO Apple he "mea hou" pono no ke kumukūʻai o $ 2000 e hāʻawi wale i nā mea hou loa i ka lako no kā lākou imac pololei? He hewa, ʻoiai ʻo PC ka core i7 no kahi kokoke i 2 mau makahiki, ke hoʻouna mau nei ʻo Apple i nā lousy core2duo cpu i nā mea kūʻai ʻole.

    No laila, ʻōlelo wau ʻaʻole lākou i ʻike i ka ʻenehana e like me kā lākou i manaʻo ai. A pilau loa ia, no ka mea, he kumu nui ka poʻe kūʻai mac i ka poʻe i manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo ka hoʻoponopono wikiō ma luna o kēia ka mea maikaʻi loa. Akā, he 40 a 50% paha ka lōʻihi o ka hāʻawi ʻana i kekahi mea ma kahi $2000 imac ma mua o ka $700 pc e holo ana windows. ʻOiaʻiʻo e ʻōlelo ka poʻe, "windoze, omg, windows movie maker", akā ma hope o kou mālama ʻana i $1300 ma kahi pc, kūʻai i kahi papahana hoʻoponopono wikiō $80 a $150 ʻaʻohe brainer. A i ʻole e kiʻi manuahi ma ka pūnaewele. Akā ʻo ka hapa nui o nā fanboys he fansboys ma muli o nā haʻiʻōlelo hoʻopunipuni a Jobs i hāʻawi ai i ka wā o nā hālāwai nui. ʻAʻole ʻōlelo ʻia ʻaʻohe liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o nā mea ʻoluʻolu a me nā manaʻo a me nā kūleʻa, akā ʻo nā mea a pau aʻu e nānā nei ua hūnā i nā wahaheʻe i loko o ia mea, exaggerations a pēlā aku. ʻO ke kumu hoʻohālike mau. ʻO nā hana i ka jeans, hoʻopaʻanaʻau i ka lehulehu, OR ka loaʻa-a-mac pāʻoihana me ke kanaka momona he PC a he kanaka lahilahi he mac, hoʻohenehene i ka pc etc. Ma kahi kahiko, ua ʻae ʻo ia e pili ana i ke kūʻai aku ʻana, a ʻōlelo ʻo ia e hoʻololi ana i ke ala Nike sneaker e kūʻai aku ai i nā mac. Mai kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka mips a me ka megahertz, e kamaʻilio wale e pili ana i ka wā e hiki mai ana, a me ka poʻe i hoʻokō i nā mea nui, e like me Einstein, etc. No Nike ua hoʻohana wale lākou iā Michael Jordon a me shazam, kūʻai quadrupled. Noʻu, he phony mau ka apple, ʻoi aku hoʻi no kā lākou kamepiula papapihi.

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      Hipnosis? ʻOiaʻiʻo? ʻAʻole kūʻē kēlā i kāu manaʻo ʻaʻole lākou i akamai i ka ʻenehana?

      A ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i kāu mau wehewehe ʻana i hilinaʻi ʻia no ka like a me ke ʻano ʻē aʻe āu i loaʻa ai iaʻu. ʻIke loa ʻaʻole makemake ʻoe iā Apple a ʻaʻole hoʻohana i nā huahana. Ua hoʻohana maoli wau iā Microsoft a me Apple. ʻOiaʻiʻo, loaʻa iaʻu kahi PC maikaʻi loa ma ka home. Akā ʻoi aku ka wikiwiki o kaʻu Mac, ʻoi aku ka hilinaʻi, a me ka nani. A ʻo koʻu mau hoaaloha i kūʻai aku i ka $700 PC āu e wehewehe nei, ua hele pū lākou i loko o 3 o nā mea plastic shitty i ka manawa like aʻu i loaʻa ai kaʻu Mac Book Pro.

      ʻAe.. a ʻo iOS7 ka mea weliweli! 🙂 E leʻaleʻa i ka ʻimi ʻana i kāu pihi hoʻomaka… ua hoʻi hou?

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