No ke aha e hemahema ai ka ʻoihana kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ka hopena

hope Kekemapa, Ua kākau wau i kahi komo i ke kumu e holo ʻole ai ka ʻoihana kiʻiʻoniʻoni. Maliʻa paha ua kākau wau i ke kumu o ka hemahema 'o mākou. ʻO ka mea mahalo, eia ka hopena o kēlā komo. I kēia pō, ua hele māua me nā keiki a ʻike Pirates o ka Hawaiian, Pā umauma Make. Ua kapa maʻalahi lākou iā ia, ʻo Pirates o ka Caribbean, e waiū kākou e like me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai kēia hiki iā mākou.

Kupaianaha nā hopena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a leʻaleʻa ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Eia naʻe, me ka hōʻino ʻole ia no kēlā me kēia, haʻalele ka hopena o kela wehe ka puka no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou. I ka pōkole, ua nānā au i 160 mau minuke o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me ka ʻole o ka hopena. ʻAʻohe hopena! ʻAʻole hoʻokahi !!! Ua noho wau i waena o nā hōʻaiʻē e nānā i ke ʻano nani i ka hopena a ua hoʻohoka ʻia wau e kēlā. (ʻO kaʻenehana, ua haʻalele i kekahi mahele o ka hoʻolālā unended).

E kala mai, Disney! Puhi ʻoe. E kali ana wau no Pirates Part III ma ke wikiō. Hilahila maoli ʻoe iā ʻoukou iho.

He aha ka pili o kēia me ke kālepa ʻana? Ua like nā mea like me ke kamaʻilio a kaʻu hoa hana, ʻo Pat Coyle, i hoʻomaka ma kāna blog e pili ana i ka hoʻolaha ʻana, ke kālepa ʻana, a me ka moʻomeheu. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Pat, "hiki iā mākou ke hoʻohana i kēlā mau moʻolelo e haʻi i ka poʻe i nā mea a lākou e makemake ai e hoʻolohe, a loaʻa i kā lākou kālā i ka hoʻololi no kahi manaʻo kū ʻole o ka hoʻokō. ʻAʻole kēlā ʻoihana kahi makemake wau e komo. ”

ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahi ʻokoʻa i kēia lula… ke uku nei mākou no kēlā manaʻo pōkole o ka hoʻokō ʻana. Eia nō naʻe, he kuhikuhi ka huaʻōlelo hoʻokō i kahi hopena a hopena paha. E noʻonoʻo ināʻaʻole loaʻa iāʻoe kahi manawa hoʻokahi o ka hoʻopihaʻana. I kēlā hihia, ʻo ka pahuhopu e hoʻopunipuni i ka mea kūʻai aku a loaʻa pololei i kā lākou kālā. ʻO ia ka mea i hoʻonāwaliwali iaʻu e pili ana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka pahuhopu o ke kiʻi ʻaʻole maʻalahi e loaʻa kālā hou aʻe ma mua o ka hana ʻana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻo ka pahuhopu ka haʻalele pū ʻana iaʻu no laila lilo wau i kālā hou aʻe ma ka aʻe kiʻi ʻoniʻoni pū kekahi!

Ma mua he emberassed nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ke kākau ʻana i kahi hopena a i ʻole ke hana ʻana i kahi hana hou. I kēia manawa he ʻāpana āpau ia o ka ʻoihana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua nalowale kā mākou nānā ʻana i ka 'art' a ua ale ʻia mākou e ka hui ʻana o nā infomercials a me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka hapa nui o nā mea kālepa i loaʻa kahi hōʻoia kālā. Ua lohi loa ia no ke kālā aʻu i kiʻi ai no kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

ʻO Arrrrrrrr!

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    Maopopo iā ʻoe pehea e wehewehe ai ʻo Hollywood i kahi Kiʻiʻoniʻoni Art?

    Inā ʻaʻole loaʻa kālā, he Kiʻiʻoniʻoni Kiʻi ia.

    Seriously.

    ʻO kēlā ʻōlelo, pono wau e haʻi aku, i ka manawa i loaʻa ai iaʻu kaʻu wahine i ka manawa e ʻike pū ai i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻike maoli mākou i ka Pirates. A hauʻoli loa ʻoe.

    Noʻu, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoniʻoni ʻo Pirates. ʻAʻole ia e koi ʻoi aku. A ma ke ʻano he kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻike wau he nani.

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