No ke aha e holopono ʻole ai ka ʻoihana ʻoniʻoni
Ua hele au me ka'u mau keiki a ike ia King Kong inehinei. ʻO nā hopena kūikawā a me nā kiʻi kiʻi i hana ʻia e ka lolouila. Manaʻo wau ʻo ka hōʻike ʻoiaʻiʻo o kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni (e pili ana i nā hopena kūikawā) inā ʻoe e ʻike iā ʻoe iho e ʻoluʻolu me ke ʻano hana kamepiula. He ʻano ponoʻī ko Kong. Manaʻo wau he hokey liʻiliʻi ka hopena a ʻaʻole i kūlike me ke kaumaha a me ka ikaika o ka puʻuwai puʻuwai i mae i ka mana hope… akā maikaʻi nō ka holo.
Ua lawe au i 2 mau hoaaloha o kaʻu mau keiki a me aʻu, no laila, ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o nā hola 3+ iaʻu. Ke kaʻa ʻana i ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni 20 mau minuke ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, hoʻomaka kaʻu mau keiki e uwē no ka lohi a me nā noho a mākou e ʻike ai iā mākou iho. Best-Buy-sponsored-turn-your-cell-phone-off-idiot movie, he namu no ka X-Men 45, he mea inu ʻoluʻolu a me ka nacho (me ka cheese e hana ai ma o Armageddon) pāʻoihana, a me 14 mau hiʻohiʻona ʻē aʻe o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hana hou ʻia.
ʻO ka mea i hana aʻe i manaʻo ʻia e kaʻu mau keiki he kāula wau. ʻAʻole ia ʻo X-Men 45, ʻo X-Men 3. ʻO Poseidon, kahi hana hou o ka hana Poseidon weliweli mau loa, ʻo Miami Vice, a aia hoʻi ... kahi ʻaihue pākana (me kahi wili) kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me Denzel Wakinekona.
hana kekahi E noʻonoʻo ʻē aʻe no ke aha e ʻai ai ka ʻoihana kiʻiʻoniʻoni? Ke haohao nei lakou? ʻOiaʻiʻo? Ma koʻu hele ʻana e ʻike iā King Kong 3 (inā ʻaʻole ʻoe iā Mighty Joe Young), ʻike wau i kahi hiʻohiʻona o Miami Vice (sans Don), Poseidon 3 (inā helu ʻoe i ka mana TV i kekahi mau pule i hala aku nei), X-Men 3, a he kiʻiʻoniʻoni powa panakō????
ʻO ka pilikia me ka ʻOihana Kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia ka luna i kēia manawa hana. He ʻoihana ia me nā pōpoki momona e noho ana a puni ka pākaukau i hoʻohana ʻia e hana i hoʻokahi piliona kālā a makaʻu lākou e pili i kekahi mea koe wale nō ka lanakila.
Wahi a lākou, ʻo ka poʻe ʻaʻole aʻo i ka mōʻaukala, ua hoʻopaʻi ʻia lākou e hana hou. Ke hoʻomaka nei au e noʻonoʻo ʻaʻohe kanaka ma ʻAmelika e aʻo hou i ka mōʻaukala. Kūkulu ʻia kēia ʻāina ma luna o ka manaʻoʻiʻo a me ka pilikia. E ʻoluʻolu e ʻimi mai iaʻu i hui nāna i hana, a ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo nei au he mau moʻolelo maikaʻi kā lākou e pili ana i ko lākou ʻīniha mai ka luku ʻana.
Pono ka ʻoihana kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻokaʻawale i kāna waihona inā makemake ʻo ia e hana. ʻOiaʻiʻo… hele i ke kālā maʻalahi me Shrek 5, Rocky 10, etc. Akā e hoʻomaka i ke kālā hou aku hoʻomaka-UPS. Ua hoʻokumu ka wahine a koʻu hoaaloha maikaʻi i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma 2004, i kapa ʻia Kanaka Manaʻo Pain i loaʻa iā Bravo! makana ma ka Toronto Film Festival… manaʻo paha ʻoe ke kuʻi nei ka poʻe i kona puka e lawe mai i kekahi talena!
ʻAʻole… Pono mākou iā Miami Vice a me Poseidon.